Splash

Tim Tams, Cherry Ripes, Twisties and much more.............

There is a new online milkbar specialising in shipping all the good things from downunder to expats all over the world. For more info. www.tomisource.com.au sample image

Posted in Buy and Sell by Dale on 20.03.07 Hits: 9264 Comments: 0

English jobs in Copenhagen

A great job database for English speakers.
Jobs in Copenhagen

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Posted in Job Exchange by Matt on 19.03.07 Hits: 6369 Comments: 0

Painters and decorators

Try these guys...
Quality interior and exterior handymen who can build the wall first and clean up afterwards!


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Posted in Job Exchange by Matt on 19.03.07 Hits: 8145 Comments: 0

Aussie/Kiwi rugby fan

There's a Kiwi rugby fan, an Australian rugby fan and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train.

The train enters a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The woman and the Kiwi are sitting there looking perplexed. The Kiwi is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.

The Kiwi is thinking, "That Australian must have tried to kiss this lady, she thought it was me and slapped me."

The lady was thinking, "That Kiwi must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Australian instead and got slapped."

The Australian was thinking to himself.... "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Kiwi in the head again."

Posted in Humor by Matt on 12.03.07 Hits: 4636 Comments: 0

Who will sleep in the barn?

When their car broke down a Jew, an Indian and an Australian knocked on a farmer's door to ask for accommodation for the night. "I only have room for two, one of you will have to sleep in the barn," said the farmer. "Alright, I will," said the Jew.
But 5 minutes later there was a knock at the door. "There's a pig in the barn, I can't sleep in there," said the Jew. "Okay, I'll go," said the Indian.
Five minutes later there was a knock on the door. "There is an un-sacred cow in the barn," he said. "No worries mate, I'll go," said the Australian.
Five minutes later there was yet another knock at the door. It was the pig and cow!!!


Posted in by Matt on 12.03.07 Hits: 2840 Comments: 0

Beer prayer


Our Lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk ( I will be drunk )
At home as if in tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillage's
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not to incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer, the bitter, the lager
For ever and ever....

Barmen



Posted in Humor by Matt on 12.03.07 Hits: 4602 Comments: 0

Another Aussie in Denmark!

hi there
My name is Emily from Sydney and yes I am another Aussie about to move to Denmark at the start of April!

I'm thinking a few beers with some fellow Aussies & Kiwis might be a good starting point for my next adventure! When is the next SCC pub night being held in April and where? Also does much happen in Denmark over Easter?

Tak
Emily


Posted in by Em on 11.03.07 Hits: 2957 Comments: 2

Just Arrived

Hi, I have just arrived in Denmark and am new in town. How do I find other Aussies and Kiwis in Denmark?
This is not the first time I have heard this so this is what I suggest. Register on the website post any items about jobs, meeting places etc. Basically get your message out there and you can even turn up at one of the SCC Pub Nights for a chat.

Posted in FAQ by Scott on 18.02.07 Hits: 7623 Comments: 1

Coconutclub.dk

The aim of The Coconut Club / Danish International Club, is to create, support and strengthen friendships and networks between different cultures and to support foreigners in Denmark through friendship and conversation.

We want to inspire people to connect, to stay positive and to make their life in Denmark a happy and fulfilling one.

We celebrate friendships without borders and try to give foreigners in Denmark a sense of belonging.

Posted in Expat Links by edibletv on 08.02.07 Hits: 4908 Comments: 0

Kiwis 'worst-behaved visitors'

It's official - New Zealanders are the worst behaved visitors to Australia.

Department of Immigration statistics show that over a recent three-year period more New Zealanders were deported or "forcibly removed" from Australia than guests from any other nation.

Almost half of the 84 people removed in 2005 were Kiwis.

In 2004, 23 people out of 66 removed were from New Zealand and again in 2003, 54 out of 97 kicked out were New Zealanders.

Following close behind through the airport departure gate were the British, with 13 thrown out in 2005, five in 2004 and five in 2003.

Other poorly behaved nationalities - though in much fewer numbers - were the Malaysians, Vietnamese and Chinese.

A department spokesman said crimes committed by the deported foreigners included aggravated sexual assault, manslaughter, armed robbery and receiving stolen goods.

All of those shown in these statistics as having been deported had also served jail sentences in Australia before being shown the door.

Source AAP: 02/02/2007

Posted in General by Dale on 04.02.07 Hits: 4598 Comments: 0