Splash

Central Park Cafe

Our cozy little international cafe on Istedgade has unofficially opened now so come on down for a beer and a feed.

See location here.

Posted in Expat Links by edibletv on 18.07.07 Hits: 4400 Comments: 0

Anything happening in Aarhus?

Im in Aarhus for hte next few months and was wondering if there is a beer get toegtehr for expats? Im originally from Oz but I dont care where anyone is from,
Cheerio, J

Posted in Visiting Denmark by john on 10.06.07 Hits: 5196 Comments: 0

Contact the webmaster

Here is your opportunity to give me feed back about the southerncrossclub.dk website.

What is it that could be changed on the site to make it easier to use?
What features or functions would you like to have on the site?
How can the site be used more effectively?

Contact me and tell me what you think..

Thanks in Advance

Andy & Matt

Posted in Website Feedback by edibletv on 29.05.07 Hits: 4964 Comments: 0

Re Another Aussie in Denmark

Hi again

Thanks for your replies to my query I look forward to meeting you this coming Friday at the Globe pub.

I am sure that everyone new to Copenhagen find that locating good and cheap accommodation is a struggle. Does anyone have any suggestions for decent and cheap hostels here in the city?

Thanks
Emily

Posted in Seeking Advice by Em on 07.04.07 Hits: 15878 Comments: 7

Have I been living in DK too long????

YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN DENMARK TOO LONG, WHEN:

You think there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.

You think is impolite to sit next to someone in a bus if there is a bench where you can sit on your own.

You go to the supermarket and buy three good beers and 10 not too good ones.

You can open a beer bottle with almost anything.

You honestly believe that the distance between Copenhagen and Aalborg is long.

You can tell the difference between a Grøn Tuborg and a Carlsberg beer

The first thing you do on entering a bank/post office/pharmacy etc.
is to look for the queue number machine.

When a stranger on the street smiles at you, you assume that:
>>a. he is drunk;
>>b. he is insane;
>>c. he is American;
>>d. he is all of the above.

Silence is fun.

It no longer seems excessive to spend 800 kr. on alcohol in a single night.

You know that "religious holiday" means "let's get pissed".

You use "Mmmm" as conversation filler.

You have only two facial expressions, smiling or blank

Traditional dinners may not necessarily mean a cooked meal.

You forget how to open canned beer.

Can't remember when to say "please" and "excuse me".

You will leave a pub if you can't find a seat.

You don't mind paying the same for a 200-metre bus ride as you do for going 10 kms.

You don't look twice at businessmen in dark suits wearing white sport socks.

You find yourself more interested in the alcohol content than the name of the wine.

You know the meaning of life has something to do with the word "hyggelig".

You don't think it strange that no one ever comes by to visit without being invited and you never show up at any one's place unannounced either.

You find yourself lighting candles when you have guests - even if it is brightly sunny outside and 20 degrees.


Posted in Humor by Dale on 26.03.07 Hits: 10428 Comments: 0

Tim Tams, Cherry Ripes, Twisties and much more.............

There is a new online milkbar specialising in shipping all the good things from downunder to expats all over the world. For more info. www.tomisource.com.au sample image

Posted in Buy and Sell by Dale on 20.03.07 Hits: 9194 Comments: 0

English jobs in Copenhagen

A great job database for English speakers.
Jobs in Copenhagen

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Posted in Job Exchange by Matt on 19.03.07 Hits: 6304 Comments: 0

Painters and decorators

Try these guys...
Quality interior and exterior handymen who can build the wall first and clean up afterwards!


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Posted in Job Exchange by Matt on 19.03.07 Hits: 8082 Comments: 0

Aussie/Kiwi rugby fan

There's a Kiwi rugby fan, an Australian rugby fan and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train.

The train enters a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The woman and the Kiwi are sitting there looking perplexed. The Kiwi is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.

The Kiwi is thinking, "That Australian must have tried to kiss this lady, she thought it was me and slapped me."

The lady was thinking, "That Kiwi must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Australian instead and got slapped."

The Australian was thinking to himself.... "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Kiwi in the head again."

Posted in Humor by Matt on 12.03.07 Hits: 4567 Comments: 0

Who will sleep in the barn?

When their car broke down a Jew, an Indian and an Australian knocked on a farmer's door to ask for accommodation for the night. "I only have room for two, one of you will have to sleep in the barn," said the farmer. "Alright, I will," said the Jew.
But 5 minutes later there was a knock at the door. "There's a pig in the barn, I can't sleep in there," said the Jew. "Okay, I'll go," said the Indian.
Five minutes later there was a knock on the door. "There is an un-sacred cow in the barn," he said. "No worries mate, I'll go," said the Australian.
Five minutes later there was yet another knock at the door. It was the pig and cow!!!


Posted in by Matt on 12.03.07 Hits: 2794 Comments: 0